FUNNY FARM GALLERY

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Funny Farm

I Dare You

Gelding, sometimes sound b/c I'm a Paint Horse! Inexplicably beloved by children, I Dare You is the textbook “tobiano paint horse” great for any paint horse lover who likes gentle rides and dramatic storytelling after every lesson. Loads like a dream, ties quietly for hours, gets along with other geldings, tolerates the farrier (vocally), and is outrageously cooperative with vets—provided the vet brings popcorn for the drama. I sometimes think he fakes lameness just so the vet will come and he had happily lay in his stall. Sometimes he comes out on just 3 legs. But it's all an act!