FUNNY FARM

Create Your Own Fake Horse Ad

Tell us about the horse you would absolutely never sell.
Or would you?

We'll write the ad their behavior deserves.

For fun only — these are parody horse-for-sale ads, not real Black Horse Market listings.

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1. Basic Information

Step 1 of 4

Let's start with the essentials.

Horse's name *Age *Breed *Sex *

Add a photo of your horse

Give your masterpiece the face it deserves.

Upload a photo

JPG, PNG, or WebP. Max 5 MB.

2. Personality & Quirks

Step 2 of 4

Tell us what makes them special... and impossible.

What's their best quality? *What's their worst quality? *What do they spook at? *What weird thing do they absolutely hate?What happens when they're tired, mad, or done working? *Are they an escape artist? *

3. Barn Behavior

Step 3 of 4

How do they handle the day-to-day?

Loading *Tying *Farrier/Trimmer *Vet *

How are they turned out with other horses? *Who should absolutely NOT ride this horse? *What's their most expensive or ridiculous bad habit? *What's one thing a seller might conveniently bury at the bottom? *

4. The Rest of the Story

Step 4 of 4

Anything else we should know? The funnier, the better.

Tell us the rest of the story…

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Asking price *

Humor level *